True Stories

#this #is #oddly #adorable #little #cat #watches #the #toilet #flush

finally an option that fits me

#the #hot #bread #gender #suits #me #beset #best

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

#this #scares #me #very #much

peterezi:

i always read the word polish as polish at first

wait shit

#yeah #i #read #polish #like #the #clean #not #country

My impossible girl

#clara #oswald #the #impossible #girl #oswin

haha this makes me laugh

#barney #from #how #i #met #your #mother #has #penis #feelings

True dat.

#it #is #never #too #early #for #icecream #ice #cream #story #of #my #life

#and #now #i #want #a #baby #skunk #is #that #so #wrong

#holographic #pokemon #card #for #rare #stake #steak

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

#which #for #me #is #every #time #i #tell #a #joke #die #little