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weteevee:

backpat:

what if trash was spelled like me

it already smells like u

They said spelled…

(via flygoing)

— 1 day ago with 93 notes
#this  #post  #is  #about  #to  #be  #a  #mess 

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

canadiant THIS IS IT!

(Source: ugly, via epic-humor)

— 2 days ago with 19806 notes
the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

(via fangirlss-assemble)

— 2 days ago with 1038098 notes
#calming  #cat  #aww  #so  #calm 

seize-your-time:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

this is frustrating

(Source: best-of-memes, via gamesfoodandtv)

— 2 days ago with 120046 notes
#this  #is  #all  #wrong  #how  #could  #you 

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

IT’S BACK

(Source: graysonsdick, via gamesfoodandtv)

— 1 week ago with 351914 notes
#batman  #is  #always  #the  #brains 
okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.


Omg

okay-alexis:

memewhore:

I would say no and take the dildo.

Omg

(via dutchster)

— 1 week ago with 32340 notes
#i  #would  #too  #free  #dildo 
"i learned that people can easily forget that others are human."
"prisoner" from the stanford prison experiment (1971)

(Source: eolithandbone, via bryarly)

— 1 week ago with 424678 notes
#philip zimbardo  #did  #a  #thing  #nd  #and  #nade  #made  #people  #cops  #robbers 

communistbakery:

I hate sitting on windows, it’s a pane in the ass

thatsquitehawkward

(Source: communistbakery, via pornstarwars)

— 1 week ago with 5103 notes
#i  #keeo  #keep  #finding  #puns  #everywhere 
yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

yessielectriccc:

THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERY GOTDAMN TIMEEEE

(Source: zarialinton, via cumfort)

— 1 week ago with 432557 notes
#cinco de mayo  #cinco  #de  #mind  #yo  #shit