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trextrying:

T-Rex Trying the ALS ice bucket challenge…
#trextrying
#ALS
#icebucketchallenge


Tryrex

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying the ALS ice bucket challenge…

#trextrying

#ALS

#icebucketchallenge

Tryrex

(via thefrogman)

— 2 days ago with 3426 notes
#im  #so  #sorry  #ill  #stop 

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

(via onlylolgifs)

— 2 days ago with 355947 notes

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

(via pornstarwars)

— 2 days ago with 309167 notes
#so  #my  #much  #sass 

97chainz:

breakfastburritoe:

Wear pajama pants to a date just in case you end up sleeping over

Shouldn’t I just go naked then

(via pornstarwars)

— 2 days ago with 920 notes

weteevee:

backpat:

what if trash was spelled like me

it already smells like u

They said spelled…

(via flygoing)

— 1 month ago with 93 notes
#this  #post  #is  #about  #to  #be  #a  #mess 

ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

canadiant THIS IS IT!

(via epic-humor)

— 1 month ago with 47320 notes
the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:


mybuttisaurus:


i-justreally-like-cats-okay:



Calming CAT!



oh my god it is calming


i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.


He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

the-big-phan-theory:

xace-oflight:

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

Everyone should know of calming cat.

this is the thing that you have to tag because you’ll have to wait 8264589672 years to find it again

(via fangirlss-assemble)

— 1 month ago with 1090253 notes
#calming  #cat  #aww  #so  #calm 

seize-your-time:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

this is frustrating

(Source: best-of-memes, via gamesfoodandtv)

— 1 month ago with 202149 notes
#this  #is  #all  #wrong  #how  #could  #you 

Batman is having none of your shit today, Superman.

IT’S BACK

(Source: graysonsdick, via gamesfoodandtv)

— 1 month ago with 352598 notes
#batman  #is  #always  #the  #brains